Day 9: A community full of idiots

To my parents' credit, a lot of this wasn't their fault. Well, it was but it's understandable why they didn't act more like human beings. Most of their friends were also Asian with children, and their abusive methods of parenting spread like cancer as they all reassured each other that this was the way to raise bad kids in this horrible white world they lived in.


Instead of trying to describe the different things they did, I'm going to share with you some of the things I overheard at their dinner parties. You be the judge. Keep in mind that the speakers here are all professionals with college degrees making upper middle class incomes and working at major corporations. So it's not like they lived in a dark hole, unless you consider Ohio a dark hole.

  • I was very impress by dollar store. You should see the BRAND they have! They even has LA GEAR! (this was in 1995 mind you).
  • My kid tried to take a dangerous trip with their friend last weekend. But I'm not dumb enough to allow my kid to go to camping with boy scout.
  • Of course I vote Republican. I don't want gay or black to move into our neighborhood.
  • Did you hear about Charles kid? He so bad! Get to college and not want be doctor anymore. See, I told Charles don't let kid live in dorm, get bad influence other kids.
  • We never eat in restaurant with nice looking. Because you are pay for nice looking instead of food. If you want to pay for nice looking spend money decorate your house instead.
  • We don't allow kid watch TV. TV give them temptation not be good kid.
  • I talk to my kid about sex last week. I say, sex is for bad kid, you get doctor, and then family.
  • His daughter went to school dance with black. That why they move house to come here and be this school system.
  • I don't like Mexican food. Mexico is poor junk country with low class people. Why their food going to taste any good.
  • In home country we not have Mexican. But we have Filipino. Same thing.
  • That Kim Dae. He pretend to believe in joke Jesus so Presbyterian bring him to America. When he get here, he tell them, "I don't believe in your white children story!" and leave church.
  • My wife caught kid masturbate. We yell for three hour. You suppose study, not masturbate!
  • I make my kid do talent show play violin. He say other kid make fun of him. White kid jealous.
  • Did you hear is son is a GAY? What? Oh, not gay? Have girlfriend that work at mall? Is bad too!
  • We find out our kid take English class at Yale, so we cut off money and tell him if take Mickey Mouse class we  make him go to Ohio State. 
  • We think about adopt. But only brown kid available here. And if we want Asian kid we just make our own.
  • My husband was lay off last week. They say he not communicate good. We think are sue discrimination.


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IG
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LMAO. omg this is brilliant. You are going straight to hell for exposing our parents like this, but that's okay. You were going there anyway right? You bad kid. LOL!
crunkypants
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OMG LOL @:

I don't like Mexican food. Mexico is poor junk country with low class people. Why their food going to taste any good.

In home country we not have Mexican. But we have Filipino. Same thing.

That Kim Dae. He pretend to believe in joke Jesus so Presbyterian bring him to America. When he get here, he tell them, "I don't believe in your white children story!" and leave church.

Kim Dae sound pretty smart guy!

brownamazon
"Only brown kid available here. If we want Asian kid we just make our own".

LMAO.
Eindoodle
well as intelligent as they are... one not all mexican are low class people... some of the wealthiest people come from mexico.

Isn't it funny how all ethnic groups have their preferences... i've worked with some great people - but the things i hear... unbelievable. it's no wonder we're always at war with one another.


Laurie

It's a wonder we grow up as "Normal" as we do....My grandmother was a nutcase too and she used to drive around neighborhoods and if a house was painted an "odd" color such as pink or a bright yellow she would say "An(insert horrible n word here..) must live there they always paint their houses horrible colors like that..I wouldn't live in this neighborhood if they paid me to!"

I remember sitting in the backseat of the car and thinking...."I thought that house looked pretty..."

Laurie

Groovymarlin
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Although I felt dirty doing it, I still laughed out loud at your ridiculous examples of Engrish. Well played, sir; well played.
kris
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lmao, the last one kills...
Chan
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My grandmother wouldn't let my aunts and uncles bring over their black friends to the house...and they lived in South Central and went to Dorsey High School. My dad said no one ever came over to the house.

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